I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
So apparently I’m into choking now
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