Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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