I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Randomize
