If i come over, it means nothing
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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