real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I wish my penis had an off switch
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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