Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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