Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Randomize
