YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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