how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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