I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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