Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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