We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
These tits shall not be calmed
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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