You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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