What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I don't think brook has ever known best
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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