did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
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