Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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