Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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