why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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