We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
dude. I can hear the air.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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