Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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