I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Randomize
