More tranny stories later!
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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