I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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