My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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