if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
You coming home soon, man?
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Drunk walkin through police station. America
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
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