Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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