I wannas sexs uuuuu
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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