i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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