so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
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