No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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