scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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