I don't think brook has ever known best
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
