My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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