HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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