I'm eating all of the evidence.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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