i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
It was confusing and full of hummus
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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