i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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