im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
nutella sex= disaster
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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