is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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