nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
You're like the curious george of whores
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
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