i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I don't think brook has ever known best
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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