I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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