Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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