im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I wish I only lived at night.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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