4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
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