I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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