Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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