Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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