Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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