i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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