i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Hey! you should come over!
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