Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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