She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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