i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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